Welcome to our Misadventures, Buckle Up.We’re single women.
We’re often forced to answer stupid questions like “Why are you single?”
Answer: Hell if we know, but it gives us some funny stories.
Welcome. Enjoy.
Oh, and we follow the Andy naming convention. Don't be confused.
We’re sorry
Andy Visor just said “I feel like you’re a stranger now that the blog is dead.”
To the rest of you that feel this way. We’re sorry. I guess we’re either blissfully content or too crazed with other things in life to blog.
I’m sure that you’ll hear more from us soon.
Feel free to submit any EMDL guest entries in the meantime. :)
On a random side note…I’m not sure Chinchilla and I have an established “anniversary.” Which is a good thing because I often forget them and got in to a NUMBER of fights w/ HS boyfriend who was a bit too sensitive for me….BUT…I want fancy flowers and dinners on an annual basis, dammit!
- A
Month debate
I’m not sure what month we’re at with Chinchilla but he’s making me crazy. Everything he learned and said seems to have gone out the window. I knew it was only a matter of time before complaints started rolling in :) A
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Match.com Spreadsheet of the Day: The story of the guy who used an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of his Match.com dates just keeps getting better.
The genius’ identity has been revealed; he’s David Merkur, a 28-year-old Manhattan investment banker (currently single). And a woman who earned the top score on his spreadsheet is furious not with Merkur, but with the girl who leaked the spreadsheet in the first place. “Why would she send it to the whole world?” asks Liliana Beidaut, a 26-year-old makeup artist who earned a 9.5 on Merkur’s 1-10 scale. “My face is plastered everywhere now. I was just thinking that I was using Match.com.”
Merkur, for his part, is keeping an understandably low profile.
[nypost]
Soon I will start doing this too. =.=](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sh1v5xOa1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Match.com Spreadsheet of the Day: The story of the guy who used an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of his Match.com dates just keeps getting better.
The genius’ identity has been revealed; he’s David Merkur, a 28-year-old Manhattan investment banker (currently single). And a woman who earned the top score on his spreadsheet is furious not with Merkur, but with the girl who leaked the spreadsheet in the first place. “Why would she send it to the whole world?” asks Liliana Beidaut, a 26-year-old makeup artist who earned a 9.5 on Merkur’s 1-10 scale. “My face is plastered everywhere now. I was just thinking that I was using Match.com.”
Merkur, for his part, is keeping an understandably low profile.
[nypost]
Soon I will start doing this too. =.=
Oh good lord. fail.
Got a resume for a job posting from a guy who started his cover letter with “I don’t know if you remember me, but we met on match.com.”
No sir. You are not in the running.
-B
There’s trouble in love land.
What is it about the 4 month mark that causes so many problems? Am I the only one who’s had to deal with this phenomenon? -B
4 months is where Fight Club and I hit the skids. I’m single now. Best of Luck, B. I hope for better things for you.
-HC
good/bad/ugly
GOOD things about a breakup:
1. my apartment is SPOTLESS. Not sure if it’s ever been this clean.
2. All my clothes are clean. And I iron now.
3. I finally washed my sheets.
4. I don’t eat much so I’m thinner. Which I didn’t really need to be but my face has thinned out and it looks good.
5. I have time to tan. and paint my toe nails. and color my hair. I look gooood. (if a little on the thin side)
6. I have so much free time!
BAD things about a break up:
1. I get lonely.
2. I’m emotionally fragile. I tear up at the slightest predicament.
3. I’m not eating much, so I don’t have a ton of energy. Thank God for vitamins and coffee.
4. I’m shopping a lot, so my checking account is wimpering from abuse
5. I don’t want to go out to bars and meet people. I don’t have time to do weekend type things to meet people. I dwell on this a lot.
6. I have so much free time!
UGLY things about a break up:
1. I have never hated someone so much in my life. I have never, ever in my life wished bodily harm on someone. I have wished it every hour, at least once an hour, for 7 days on him.
2. Hate breeds bitterness. The last thing I need is to be 27, lonely, single and bitter. That sounds like a lifetime movie in the making.
3. I am being too co-dependent on EV. He knows it, I know it, and now that A knows it I’ll probably receive a proper tongue lashing.
4. My mind keeps twisting in all these crazy “what if” scenarios that can not possibly be healthy.
5. Everything on the face of the planet reminds me of him. I can’t even enjoy a trip to Target anymore without a sharp stab of pain in my heart. It’s PATHETIC.
6. I have so much free time!
PS-I am trying desperately to refrain from joining any online dating communities since it seems I have absolutely terrible luck at it. (I am 0 for 8ish). My resolve is wearing down. QUICKLY.
Why yes, yes I did.
-B
This profile makes me so sad for this guy.
-B
Warning Label
Men should come with a warning label. AndyFightClub’s would say:
WARNING!
May cause extreme bouts of body dysmorphia, emotional distress, and lack of sleep.
Extremely dangerous time released chemical that begins with elation, periods of extreme euphoria, and emotional stability.
Do not attempt to alter this chemical in any way! It will not engage in such actions and is just fine being dangerous, unstable, and maniacal.
Do not attempt to compromise this chemical! It’s very makeup is belligerent and uncooperative. It will not, under any circumstances, try to see your side of things or try to fix things that it causes that are harmful.
This is an extremely dangerous chemical that, when tampered with, can explode and cause extreme pain, hurt and anger. Stay very, very far away if you have any emotional needs whatsoever.
Good bye FightClub.
